7th Heaven
By James Patterson
Not that I've ever read a Patterson novel that I liked... but I was bored, and it was there. It took me a total of 1 day to read this disappointment. 1 day that I would like to get back! The characters are like bad actors in a terrible, cheap movie. The plot is... weak at best.
Next time I get suckered into reading a Patterson novel, smack me in the head until I put it down.