Then last night Laura wanted to change Babers' diaper. So she started to undo the velcro on her jumpsuit. I panicked.
No! Babers outfit doesn't come off! She will fall apart if you take that off! LEAVE IT ON.
But Mom. I need to change her diaper!
Well, that outfit stays on. So you can just pretend to change her diaper.
Mom? Could Babers sometimes talk?
DON'T BE SILLY. HOW COULD BABERS TALK?!
So I did what any sane mother would do. I whisked Babers to the kitchen, attacked her with a philips head, and finally took out her batteries. Something I should have done ages ago.
But it seems we have a whole 'nother problem now...