I have a cold.

My head is stuffy.
My nose is runny.
My eyes are watery.
My brain is mushy.

You know what would make this better?  A nap.  Am I going to get one?  Nope.  Please cross your fingers on my behalf that Laura doesn't fail at sleep tonight.  We've been up all night with her two nights in a row.  It's the pits.