Friday, October 30, 2009


And I'm not talking about tidying the house. I'm talking about keeping things neat... in the nether regions... If you know what I mean.

This is an incredibly difficult task! People always tell you how hard it is to put on shoes, shave, paint your toes... they neglect to tell you that you will not be able to deforest yourself!

I knew things were getting a little scary down there, so I tried last night. With a complex system of mirrors. And still failed. How are you suppose to accomplish some of the most basic elements of hygiene if you can't see anything!