I often say that Laura is so cute I could just eat her up. Look at her! What a tasty little morsel she would be! And like so many toddlers, she has this little sweet spot right at the back of her neck - SO kissable!
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| So cute, I could eat her up! |
When I joke about eating her up though, I never actually mean it. I mean, those thighs are tender and juicy, but would I actually eat them? Of course not! Unfortunately, one of her classmates today thought otherwise. He thought Laura would be tasty, so he went after her like a dog after a bone. He bit Laura twice: on her hand and on her nose.
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| Oh no! Her poor nose! |
On her nose! Her poor little nose! So yeah, I have joked about her tasty, sweet little nose, but I never thought anyone would ever actually try to eat it! Guess he was hungry.
