At least... three times bigger than this!

We are big fans of Zoolander here at Chez MidAtlantic.  So we immediately thought of Derek Zoolander's Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too.  Remember when he saw the initial mock-up for the center?

Derek:  What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read, if they can't even fit inside the building?

Mugatu:  Derek, this is just a small...

Derek:  I don't want to hear you exccuses!  The building has to be at least... three times bigger than this!

Well, Nate and I fondly remembered that exchange this evening when Laura found this toy and tried to slide down it:

This thing is tiny!

Laura, sweetheart, you are a little too big for that slide!  That slide needs to be at least... three times bigger than this to fit your bottom!  It's a really good thing I purchased this slide just yesterday:

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The Little Tikes Hide & Slide Climber will be delivered on Monday.  Not a moment too soon.  And at least now I can be sure that Laura will LOVE IT!