Woman Dead After Cow Attack
And suddenly, I am looking like the worst mom on the planet for (a) placing my daughter that close to a cow's hooves and (b) opting to snap a picture rather than scoop her up.
But just look at this face! Look at those big, sad, brown eyes! How could anyone suspect Norman of attempted infanticide? He's just looks too sweet to hurt a fly!
It's always the quiet ones |
Amazing, the timeliness of that Huffington Post article!